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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE MAY 19, 1995
THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL Life of You Find A CARd From ETIENNE in Your JEANS HE MUST'VE GIVEN IT TO YOU at The Party. You CAN'T REMEMber.
OVERALL POST-PARTY LOVELANESS
lain
ETHAN GREEN.
ET TURNS OUT HE'S SOME SORT OF CELEBRATed CHEF AT A CUTTING E&GE BISTRO ON ST. DENIS.
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GASTRON
by Eric Orner.
is KITCHEN STAFF TRIES HIS PATIENCE AN& SAPS His CREATIVITY. HE HAS This ACOLYTE, LEESA, WHO TELLS YOU ALL This in his Living Room WhiLE HE'S SHOWERING,
SO THEN LESLIE HIS ASSISTANT,
GOES WHO PUT APPLE PUREE
THE FOIE GRAS
MEAN, CAN You ZMAGINE? WELL ETTIE, I CAN HIM ETTIE HE JUST •MATES
THE THINGS I DO FOR SEX..
E TiennE TELLS LeesA TO LEAVE. YOU MAKE LOVEThis is AN INTOXICATING PLACE. YOU WONDER IF THEY LET AMERICANS WORK HERE. GIVEN THE LAST ELECTION, YOU WONDER IF THEY LET AMERICANS LIVE HERE.
ON HIS BALCONY OVERLOOKING THE STREET...
(adieux
LEOSA...
BY ALL MEANS, GO... TAKE MY KID SISTER WITH YOU.
LEESA's buzzING FROM downstairs. It's 4pm ANd ETIENNE'S due at the PESTAURANT(apparent by she drives him) – HE TELLS YOU TO STAY IN BEd AND WAIT FOR HIM. You do AS YOU ARE TOLL.
Dykes To Watch Out For
business
as
usual
BRIGH
RIGHT AND EARLY ONE SPRING DAY...
TO-NI...
UNH. WHAT TIME IS IT?
TIME FOR
LOVE, SLEEPING BEAUTY.
DEET!
DEET!
DEET.
-
DEET DEET!
DEET!
DEET!
DEET'
RAFFI WILL BE UP ANY MINUTE,
YOU HAVE TO GO WHO'S BEEN
CLARICE, ARE YOU NUTS?
EXCUSE ME! YOU'RE THE ONE
You DID THIS ON PURPOSE, DIDN'T You?
TO WORK, AND I HAVE
SMEK! A MILLION THINGS TO
DO THIS MORNING!
COMPLAINING WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SEX.
ff
WHAT?
YOU SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE MAKING LOVE ON A BUSY MORNING, THEN IT'S MY FAULT FOR SAYING NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT MY DAY IS LIKE?
YEAH! YOU HANG OUT WITH GLORIA DRINKING COFFEE AND WATCHING THE KIDS PLAY.
WHAT?!
OH MY GOD! IT'S THURSDAY! WHAT WAS I THINKING?! I HAVE A BREAKFAST MEETING DOWN TOWN IN TWENTY MINUTES! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
996 BY AL SON BECHDEL
I WON'T BE HOME TILL
LATE! TONIGHT'S THE SOUTH END CITIZEN ACTION GROUP MEETING, AND I HAVE TO BE THERE.
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OH, WELL, IF YOU HAVE
TO BE THERE.
A PRIORITY'S A PRIORITY!
WHAT?
I SAID MAY BE GLORIA WILL WANT TO COME OVER FOR DINNER AGAIN
TONIGHT.
LATER THAT MORNING...
WHAT?!
I SAW HER AT THIS PARTY MAKING OUT WITH HER EX-LOVER WHO IT TURNS OUT ISN'T HER EX AT ALL BUT HER CURRENT. THEY'VE JUST DECIDED TO
SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
BUT... BUT ARE YOU SURE IT WAS DEIRDRE?
TRUST ME. SHE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE SHE DID WHEN I SAW HER MAKING OUT WITH YOU.
SHE TOLD ME THEY BROKE UP! I CAN'T BELIEVE I BELIEVED HER! I... I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
SUCK IT UP. BABE. HERE COMES YOUR FAVORITE SALES REP.
UH... HI,
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